Ha ha... Well, he could have used his name to his advantage ("Oh, Bill? He's definitely got Bahls")...
Funny how your teachers all did the serious and confirmed you kids' inquiry about "Jack Kanoff"
In that case, the little brother has all the fun, while the older brother gets the pain...
Then he could go and get married to someone to add to his surname...
"Jack Kanoff-Moore"
"Jack Kanoff-Egin"
...and so on...