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The Polish Archeologist
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Italian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Italians, in the weeks that followed, German scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the German newspapers read: 'German archaeologists have found traces of 200 year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Italians.'

One week later, 'The Daily Zgoda', a Polish newspaper, reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 meters in potato fields near Warsaw, Stanley Skrzepcynski, a self-taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Stash has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Poles were already using wireless.