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VulcanRider · 04-27-2008, 03:21 PM

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John = Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane = Do you want me to leave?
John = NO! Don't even ask.
Jane = Do you love me?
John = Of Course! Always have and always will!
Jane = Have you ever cheated on me?
John = NO! Why are you asking?
Jane = Will you kiss me?
John = Every chance I get.
Jane = Will you hit me?
John = Hell No! Are you crazy?
Jane = Can I trust you?
John = Yes
Jane = Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE (NOW READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP)

04-27-2008, 03:21 PM	#28
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	Re: Joke World 4-1-08 BEFORE MARRIAGE John = Ah...At last. I can hardly wait! Jane = Do you want me to leave? John = NO! Don't even ask. Jane = Do you love me? John = Of Course! Always have and always will! Jane = Have you ever cheated on me? John = NO! Why are you asking? Jane = Will you kiss me? John = Every chance I get. Jane = Will you hit me? John = Hell No! Are you crazy? Jane = Can I trust you? John = Yes Jane = Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE (NOW READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP) __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!