Re: Joke World 4-1-08
Oldie!
The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the former's impending wedding.
"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."
A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."
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