03-06-2008, 12:53 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice 
Join Date: October 31, 2002
Location: Western Australia
Age: 44
Posts: 3,293
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Re: New Office Policy (hilarious)
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Originally Posted by Ladyzekke
Bathroom Breaks
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
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LMAO 
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