Thread: Joke World 1-1
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Old 01-01-2008, 10:29 AM   #2
VulcanRider
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Join Date: July 25, 2002
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Default Re: Joke World 1-1

A blonde woman was pulled over for speeding. As it turns out, the police officer was a blonde woman too. "May I see your license?" The officer said. "What does it look like?" the driver asked. "It's a small rectangle with your picture on it" the officer replied. After searching in her purse, the driver pulled out a small mirror, looked at it and saw her own image, so handed that to the officer. The officer looked in the mirror and said

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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