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Old 11-04-2007, 02:48 PM   #4
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Default Re: Joke World 11-1

Re-released hits for baby boomers:
“You’re So Varicose Vein” by Carly Simon
“How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?” by the BeeGees
“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face” by Roberta Flack
“I Can’t See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash
“Papa Got A Kidney Stone” by the Temptations
“These Boots Give Me Arthritis” by Nancy Sinatra
“You Make Me Feel Like Napping” by Leo Sayer
“Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom” by the Commodores
“A Whiter Shade of Hair” by Procol Harum
“I Get By with a Little Help from Depends” by the Beatles
“Rikki, Don’t Lose Your Car Keys” by Steely Dan
“Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” by Herman's Hermits
“Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication” by the Who
“Bald Thing” by the Troggs
“You Can’t Always Pee When You Want” by the Rolling Stones
“I Heard It through the Grape Nuts” by Marvin Gaye
And last, but definitely not least, “Bad Prune Rising” by Credence Clearwater Revivial (our personal favorite)
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