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WarKasp · 10-17-2007, 11:10 PM

This lady was late for work, so she was driving a little fast. Coming over the bridge she notices a cop with his radar gun. Knowing she was caught, she pulled over. The cop came to the door and asked, What's your hurry ma'am? Well, I am late for work. she replies, And what is it that you do? Well She says. I am a rectum stretcher. A what? he says, Yeah a rectum stretcher, we slowly stretch rectums up to about six feet around. And what do you do with a six asshole, he asks, in which she replies, you give it a badge and a radar gun!

Speeding ticket $150.00
Money lost for work $50.00
Look on cops face, priceless!

10-17-2007, 11:10 PM	#17
WarKasp Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 16, 2007 Location: Maine Age: 48 Posts: 17	Re: Joke World 10-1 This lady was late for work, so she was driving a little fast. Coming over the bridge she notices a cop with his radar gun. Knowing she was caught, she pulled over. The cop came to the door and asked, What's your hurry ma'am? Well, I am late for work. she replies, And what is it that you do? Well She says. I am a rectum stretcher. A what? he says, Yeah a rectum stretcher, we slowly stretch rectums up to about six feet around. And what do you do with a six asshole, he asks, in which she replies, you give it a badge and a radar gun! Speeding ticket $150.00 Money lost for work $50.00 Look on cops face, priceless!