She set fire to WHAT???
From Yahoo Weird News... and while it's not completely inappropriate, it's not really cube-safe either. You're warned...
Quote:
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's *sex organ* as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Thoughts that crossed my mind... - Sitting naked and watching TV?
- Imagine the recovery process... healing skin can be itchy, and probably shouldn't be *ahem* over-stimulated
- Cruel of the author to say that the act climaxed three years of forced cohabitation... there will be none of *that* for a while...
- Sad to say, but a typical guy... "I don't know what I did to deserve this". She's probably got a list a mile long...
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