LOL, of course we knew you were joking, Z...we were too! At least I don't THINK Bungleau will toss his walker at anyone.....
As for the complaints about this or that avatar and post counts.. I can understand looking forward to a new one and all but really, is it that important, compared to some nifty new functions and forum versatility? Or anything else for that matter? C'mon.. enjoy the place and don't worry about post counts!