In another group, the topic is nasty jobs people have had in the past. Here's one entry...
Not sure if I should issue a drink warning or not... I almost needed one, but not quite. :1spit:
Quote:
I was working as a meat cutter in a small family grocery/butcher shop...a guy comes in and orders a whole pig with head on. No problem you can pick it up on Saturday.
So he walks in the shop Saturday, I look up and say "Oh man I forgot you pig...I am sorry, I will be right back"
I run in the back and me and the other young guy start squealing at 100 decibels, banging steam pots, and smacking the wall.
1 minute later I walk out with the head over my shoulder and the pigs front hooves in my hands. I am bouncing the legs so the head is bobbing up and down in the giant plastic bag. I said "they don't get more fresh than that"
His face turned pure white, I guarantee he had a burger that day.
We laughed about that for months.
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I'm just picturing the head bobbing up and down...