Philp(84383): Welcome to ChaCha!
Philp(84383): Hello.
You: hi, i'm looking for a large simcity site
You: i think it's simtroplis?
You: i'm not sure
Philp(84383): Ok great, please wait while I search.
You: ok thanks
Philp(84383): I found a site called simtropolis and it does have to do with the sims but you have to sign up for it. Is that ok?
You: that should be fine thanks!
You: oh by the way... my friend johnny lost his wallet. have you found it?
Philp(84383): Sorry but no.
You: aw ok... if you find it would you let him know? it's got a bottle opener installed in it, and that jazz
Philp(84383): Ok.
You: thanks pal, you're a real sport
You: keep up the good work, skippy!
Philp(84383): You too.
Philp(84383): Are these results sufficient?
You: yes indeed
You: you've earned your pay check
Philp(84383): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no, sir
Philp(84383): Ok thanks, have a wonderful night! [img]smile.gif[/img]
You: you too
Philp(84383): Thanks.
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Status: Connected to guide: Vincent(6735)
Vincent(6735): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, i'm looking for the winning lotto numbers
Vincent(6735): Hi
Vincent(6735): ok, which state?
You: gotta win that million you know?
You: i'm actually in canada
You: alberta
Vincent(6735): ooh ok
You: ah, i meant the ones coming up.. i've got the ticket here i'm just not sure what to put in
Vincent(6735): I'm not a psychic lol
You: you should upgrade!
You: i hear that profession is very lucrative
Vincent(6735): lol
You: what do you think, the numbers from Lost?
Vincent(6735): I don't watch Lost
You: it's a good show, you should tune in
You: things are really heating up now
Vincent(6735): I watch csi:ny instead
You: i prefer las vegas myself
You: NY and Miami are too cheesy [img]smile.gif[/img]
Vincent(6735): I see
Vincent(6735): lol
Vincent(6735): so do I get 50% of the winnings if I choose numbers?
You: perhaps
You: not that i have any sort of address to send it to should i win [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Vincent(6735): I'd need a signed contract lol
You: LOL
You: well no money for you
Vincent(6735): oh darn
You: just got your hopes up for a vacation to hawaii, eh?
Vincent(6735): yeah thanks!
You: heh no problem
You: well i best let you go, Vince, you probably have more people needing help searching
Vincent(6735): anyway, I should get going now
Vincent(6735): yeah lol
You: Cha Cha Cha!
Vincent(6735): have a great night and best of luck!
You: you too and thanks!
I can't believe how long I held him in normal conversation lol.
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Michael(8366): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, can you help me find my life?
Michael(8366): I have to wonder just what you mean.
You: well it's pretty self explanatory
Michael(8366): We at ChaCha are to drill down to specifics of the searchers question.
Michael(8366): Have you a job?
You: i do
Michael(8366): Have you a family?
Michael(8366): Have you a home?
You: i do i do
Michael(8366): Have you a means of transportation?
You: i do
Michael(8366): I could only guess what may seem to be missing from your life.
Michael(8366): Perhaps a Pink Floyd YouTube video link?
You: but if i had a life, why would i be sitting here chatting with some search helper?
You: that might do it
Michael(8366): Maybe wiht a little 2001 a Space Odyssey video clip thrown in for kickx?
Michael(8366): Okay, here goes.
You: w00t
Michael(8366): I have the search algorithm built and loading...
Michael(8366): On YouTube...
You: nice, algorithms
You: sounds hot
Michael(8366): The result is now loading in the ChaCha guide application...
Michael(8366): There it is!
You: cool!
You: thank you sir!
Michael(8366): This should make your life complete.
Michael(8366): You bet!
You: i await completion
Michael(8366): Would you like more for later?
You: no i should be fine for now
Michael(8366): Dig that bass line...
Michael(8366): Thank you for choosing ChaCha.
You: indeed!
Michael(8366): And check out those space vehicles, wow!
Michael(8366): I want one, too.
You: LOL
Michael(8366): WAtch out for HAL 9000 though...
Michael(8366): He'll GET you good!
You: aw meanie
Michael(8366): If you don't watch out!
Michael(8366): Bye, good buddy!
You: see ya
Michael(8366): Thank you for choosing ChaCha.
I have to wonder how many people they get honestly looking for a search.
[ 03-26-2007, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]