I've had the hiccups for HALF AN HOUR now, approximately once every 15-25 seconds. This is maddening. Ever hear about those people who've had them for weeks and months and years? How on earth did they not throw themselves off a cliff? I'm ready to do that now, and I've only had them for half an hour.
So, yeah. Unfortunately, nobody's around who can scare me, and I tried all the hokey home remedy stuff. No dice. I actually feel like a yoga pose should be able to help, but I have no idea which one it would be. I feel like if I figured out which one it was, I could be famous. Oh well.
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