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Originally posted by Dave_the_quack:
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Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar:
The problem is that the cordial is very sticky. Rinse the computer thoroughly with vinegar. Then, to aid drying, run a large magnet over it. The magnet will pick up stray ions attached to the vinegar, thus speeding drying. Repeat if neccecary.
As though you had any business wooing a woman [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And are you calling me a tool?!
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Best advice ever there. The vinegar is pure genious, and of course how could I have forgotten the fact that the ions must be removed if I wish my laptop to dry quicker than normal. Not so sure about this 'neccecary', though. Is that the same as necessary? If so, that's fine, I'm just always looking to increase my vocabulary at every chance.
LOL.
I have ALL sorts of business wooing women. Just because I don't have any intention of going anywhere near them once wooed does not mean I have not got substantial ability at the wooing deed. Actually, I'm so far adept at the game of woo that my straight friends get increasingly frustrated at the ever-growing size of my harem.
Dave, FTW.
And might I add my dear lady, I shall call you whatever I wish. In this case it will be mistress, and please I beg your forgiveness for any implication that you are a tool because you used a USB keyboard on your laptop.
[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I think "neccecary" is a lot like "genious."
And, yes, my dear, you do know me well. The Slap of Illumina is of course a +5 magical weapon that is not limited to smiting targets on the same continent as I am.
Though, to be fair, the phrase "Illumina's powers extend far and wide" is also correct in the sense that I have no problem acquiring agents to go do my bidding. Were TDC to slap you tomorrow, it could be interpreted as him delivering a slap originating from me. Cool stuff, huh?
[ 01-12-2007, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]