Hmmmm.... the only way you could *really* face the business end would be to hold it between your knees or something like that...
... in which case, it probably would have damaged something besides his *ahem* face, and he may indeed have removed his ability to reproduce... 
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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