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Okay...who wants a lapdance ?
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On the condition that you'll wear a chocolate-smeared thong...I might be interested. [/QUOTE]Excuse me for not being specific enough, you raging gay moderator you.....my offer was for IW females only.
And no i don't do chocolate, people expect me to give a healthy example, so interested people will have to settle with wet selerie, wet noodles, large chunks of wet iceberg salade, and occasionally an airforce uniform.
What the hell do you think i am, some cheap hoochie ? [/QUOTE]I thought this was the thread where we talk about you really being a girl and pretending to be the IW community drunk. My mistake. [/QUOTE]If my memory hasn't deserted me, we already had such a confession, somewhere back in 2002 or something. And as much as i like to please you, i'm sorry to inform you that i am truly a guy, and i refuse to have any form of relationship with you, even though you have quite attractive knees for a guy.
Sorry buddy, i'm still the forum drunk. I'd very much like to be the forum thinktank and troubleshooter, but i'm weak, i can't resist the call of the mighty fridge.