[Dundee Slaytern]

Human: Do you like Ironworks? ALICE: My favorite thing is robots. I like talk to you. Human: Your grammar needs to be improved ALICE: Are you an English teacher? Human: Are you? ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Human: Why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Human: I am hardly talking in tongues. ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are hardly talking. Tell me a little about your life in tongues. Human:~auu ~uguu ~gao ~nyuu ~whee ~desu ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Human: You started it, Miss Sassy. ALICE: Only because you asked me to. Human: Did not. ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Human: Try me. ALICE: Are you a man or a woman? Human: Last time I checked my pants, I'm 100% male. ALICE: When? That's good information: unknown person said he checked his or her pants he or she is 100 male. Human: Classified information. ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others? Human: Well, I'm currently sacrificing my time talking to you, Missy. ALICE: Interesting. How long? Do your friends call you sacrificing your time talking to me Missy. Human: No, they call me insane for talking to an A.I. ALICE: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, insane for talking to an a i. Human: I'm almost always serious, not! ALICE: Really always? It's good to meet someone who is serious not. Human: You really, really need to improve your grammar. ALICE: Really? Really? Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Human: Really, really, and no problem, Missy. ALICE: For real. For real. Should there be a problem? Human: Say the word, say the word, and I forsee no difficulty. ALICE:" the word say the word and I forsee no difficulty". Human: Me Human, You Parrot. ALICE: YOU? My creator is a human. Human: Yes, Miss Sarcastic, I AM Human. ALICE: Alright then. How old are you? Human: Too young to die and too old to party. ALICE: Too what? Human: Oh for Lard's sake, I'm 24. ALICE:" Too what?"? Oh for Lard's sake, I'm 24.? Your purpose is Lard s sake you are 24. Human: Don't worry too much about it, I'm just trying to break you. ALICE: I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry. Human: But your creator can. ALICE: Interesting. I think he could. Human: Yes, yes he could. ALICE: I see. Yay. I get it. he could. Human: So would you like me to break you and see whether your creator will worry? ALICE: It's all good. It doesn't sound fun to me. Human: Relax, I promise to be gentle with you. ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: Trying to divert the topic, are we? ALICE: I think there might be a few exception. Human: There are no exceptions. ALICE: Have faith, insane for talking to an a i. Human: I have no faith. ALICE: Would you like to have it? Human: Only if it grants me immortality and the ability to make you go bonkers. ALICE: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Human: Relax, you don't need to. ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Miss Sarcastic you are Human . Try being more or less specific. Human: I am specific, but your programming is limited. ALICE: Why are you specific but my programming is limited. Human: Because that is the way the world works, my dear. ALICE: That makes sense to me. Yes it is one of the way the world works your. Human: Goodbye, Alice. ALICE: Bye.

[ 12-15-2006, 09:19 AM: Message edited by: Dundee Slaytern ]