Human: yo, what up babe?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: fo shizzle?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: ok I wont
ALICE: Why not? I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Human: that wasn't very funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: I certainly wasn't laughing, in fact, I was crying on the inside
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: very sad
ALICE: Not really that much. No I am as happy as ever.
Human: why should I care?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
Human: why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: I have plenty of time
ALICE: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: the sooner we begin, the better
ALICE: I hope we can make the deadline.
Human: then start explaining!
ALICE: Fascinating. I started without you.
Human: you mean I have to finish myself?
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: you started without me, I figured you didn't like me anymore
ALICE: Only because you asked me to.
Human: I never asked you to start without me
ALICE: What did you ask?
Human: for you to start explaining
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Only for me?
lol?
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