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Bozos of Bones · 12-09-2006, 10:45 AM

You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?)

" Human: Who's your daddy?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Ah, good old Dick.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz .
Human: How is he these days?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Do you like Dick?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why don't you like your father?
ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster."

12-09-2006, 10:45 AM	#2
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	You know that "Kids say the darnest things" line? Well, the AIs say even darn...ed...er(!?) " Human: Who's your daddy? ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: Ah, good old Dick. ALICE: So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. I will mention that to my botmaster, Boz . Human: How is he these days? ALICE: Fine as far as I know. Human: Do you like Dick? ALICE: No. Human: Why don't you like your father? ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster." __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!