Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous and pretentious. While playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
In the hushed and darkened auditorium he says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A broad Scottish accent from near the front of the crowd pierces the silence...
"Well, fookin' stop it then!"
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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