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Did you get that the right way around?
Cos the way we say it would be this :
Two blondes are trying to figure out how tall a flag pole is they are working on. A man walks by and see's they are perplexed. He asks, "What are you girls doing"? They respond, "trying to figure out how tall this pole is." The man grabs a wrench, unscrews the holdings and lays it down, he grabs a tape measure and tells them "it is 30 feet."
The two blondes look at him and say "typical man, we need to know how tall it is and he gives us the length."
Just how we say it, cos then it takes the mick out of blondes [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Ok, my turn -
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"
She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the teacher.
"I was just wondering," the man said, "is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
Old I know, but old ones are the best!
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