lmao!
these are the best:
Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed . . . then I feel wet, and I realize there is.
I may not be the richest man on earth. Or the smartest. Or the handsomest.
The office is no place for off-color remarks or offensive jokes. That's why I never go there.
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Too set in his ways to ever relate
If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay
But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave
Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray
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