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ZFR · 08-24-2006, 05:29 PM

Right, PG13.

The teacher asks the kids what they think is the fastest thing on earth. "It's the train" says little Tommy. "No, it's the plane" says little Janey. "It's my daddy's new car" "it's a rocket" "a bullet"... the answers go on. Suddenly little Timmy stands up "I know what's the fastest thing. It's human thought! With his thought and imagination a person can reach anywhere in seconds. For example, if I think about China it is like I have travelled to China and back."
The teacher is very impressed with Timmy's answer, coming from such a little kid, and decides to give him an A.
"Wait. I know what's faster than human thought, it's my father." says little Johnny suddenly. "Yesterday I was passing my parents' bedroom at night and heard my father say: damn! I came faster than I thought."

08-24-2006, 05:29 PM	#1
ZFR Legion Symbol Join Date: February 14, 2002 Location: Ireland Age: 41 Posts: 7,371	Right, PG13. The teacher asks the kids what they think is the fastest thing on earth. "It's the train" says little Tommy. "No, it's the plane" says little Janey. "It's my daddy's new car" "it's a rocket" "a bullet"... the answers go on. Suddenly little Timmy stands up "I know what's the fastest thing. It's human thought! With his thought and imagination a person can reach anywhere in seconds. For example, if I think about China it is like I have travelled to China and back." The teacher is very impressed with Timmy's answer, coming from such a little kid, and decides to give him an A. "Wait. I know what's faster than human thought, it's my father." says little Johnny suddenly. "Yesterday I was passing my parents' bedroom at night and heard my father say: damn! I came faster than I thought." __________________ ZFR