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Captain Obvious · 08-22-2006, 04:26 PM

Bastards! what is the benefit like in your country? you could always take a few months holiday, live cheap on the dole and get a job when you get bored of that!

Hope you do find something decent when you get around to searching... what do you do for a crust anyway?

and, if you havent got a letter of recommendation (i assume this is your reference) pray you stole some company letterhead paper (you did right?) and simply write your own:

"Stratos is the best employee this company has had in its 456 years of operation. Due to his boundless brilliance, we could not keep him content, and needed to unleash him upon a chaotic world.

Stratos skills in the field of *INSERT AREA OF EXPERTISE HERE* have reached a level of near god-like perfection, and we recommend you not only hire him, but fire your entire management structure and make stratos CEO, CFO, chaiman of the board, operations manager, general manager. You will not be dissappointed.

Signed,
Mr The Boss"

althoguh i suggest you jazz it up a little, that is a little bland.

08-22-2006, 04:26 PM	#12
Captain Obvious Elminster Join Date: May 21, 2006 Location: New Zealand Age: 42 Posts: 420	Bastards! what is the benefit like in your country? you could always take a few months holiday, live cheap on the dole and get a job when you get bored of that! Hope you do find something decent when you get around to searching... what do you do for a crust anyway? and, if you havent got a letter of recommendation (i assume this is your reference) pray you stole some company letterhead paper (you did right?) and simply write your own: "Stratos is the best employee this company has had in its 456 years of operation. Due to his boundless brilliance, we could not keep him content, and needed to unleash him upon a chaotic world. Stratos skills in the field of INSERT AREA OF EXPERTISE HERE have reached a level of near god-like perfection, and we recommend you not only hire him, but fire your entire management structure and make stratos CEO, CFO, chaiman of the board, operations manager, general manager. You will not be dissappointed. Signed, Mr The Boss" althoguh i suggest you jazz it up a little, that is a little bland. __________________ I am the Walrus!