Mowing the lawn!?! as a man, that is your duty. Oh the shame if my wife ever had to do it!!!
Dusting on the other hand... and folding washing. i ma banned from even attempting to fold washing (although why my boxers need folding i do not know)
but putting down the toilet seat seems to make them think you are considerate and caring (big ups). there is no logic to it, but it works.
no shit, but my old flatmate and i decided to start putting the seat down, and within like 2 months we had girlfriends, and we are now both married.
its the toilet seat i tell you!
DA. getting shot at in paintball is vastly different than in real life. but hey, go hard. your comment about wanting to do something other than watch other die because some sick bastard wants to shoot them is a little silly - as those people are shooting at the sick bastard, therefore making them sick bastards.
but hey, its your life.
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