My nominations for the Dumber-than-Noober contest:
Vithal, the mage in the Underdark. How in the world did he survive long enough to learn 9th-Level spells if he's dumb enough to cast Aganazzar's Scorcher on a Fire Elemental???
Squire Cathras, Attendant to the Radiant Heart. Cruise on down there in Chapter 6, and he'll pop up and ask if you'd like to talk to the Prelate. Mention Bodhi, and Cathras immediately freaks out: "What? A vampire? Such a terrible creature truly exists? Here in Athkatla? I had no idea!!!"
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Volothamp's Comeuppance
Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.
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