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armageddon272 · 06-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Ok, so all these people who commit murders who happen to have video games are obviously doing it simply because the video games made them do it. Then again, I'm sure a lot of murderers had Bibles somewhere in their homes, and the Bible has some pretty nasty parts to it. Therefore, using perfectly logical reasoning, I conclude that the Bible causes people below the age of 18 to murder people via crucifixion and the like. I propose we ban the sale of Bibles to all people below the age of 18 due to this correlation.

Also:

Another example of a fact based solely on coincidental correlation.

06-05-2006, 08:53 PM	#4
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 34 Posts: 1,163	Ok, so all these people who commit murders who happen to have video games are obviously doing it simply because the video games made them do it. Then again, I'm sure a lot of murderers had Bibles somewhere in their homes, and the Bible has some pretty nasty parts to it. Therefore, using perfectly logical reasoning, I conclude that the Bible causes people below the age of 18 to murder people via crucifixion and the like. I propose we ban the sale of Bibles to all people below the age of 18 due to this correlation. Also: Another example of a fact based solely on coincidental correlation.