With someone else
In all seriousness, though, I like really long, elaborate, almost ritualistic showers. That's why I don't like living with other people in this dorm. I prefer half-hour long showers involving exfoliation, two different kinds of body soap, shampoo, conditioner, a pumice stone, all sorts of nail brushes... Ideally, it takes me several minutes to unpack all of my things before and then pack them all up after.
Ideally.
In this building we don't even have enough water pressure to condition. It trickles out. I tried to condition once. It took me a LOOOOOOONG time to get it all out.