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Old 10-30-2002, 09:39 PM   #3
Lord Starshadow
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Join Date: October 3, 2002
Location: The plane of non-existence... and Michigan
Age: 45
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Ooh, some tough choices. Here are some thoughts:

-tiger shark wins if fight is in water, alligator if on land.

-I'm pretty sure you meant Manute Bol and not Minute Bull, but he wins because he's the bigger man (and did you see his match against William Perry on Celeb Boxing?)

-Captain Morgan wins because Jack Daniels will likely be passed out if they do shots of their respective beverages (at least, in my experience [img]smile.gif[/img] )

-Joe Pesci would take out anyone. He's Joe F'n Pesci! And as George Carlin points out, he can be prayed to with results.
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