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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
Elves are better of course! Stupid question that, EVERYONE knows there better, and those who prefer dwarves, probably do because they have paralells with themselves, ie; dwarves drink too much, they smell of ale and urine. They're foul mouthed, ugly, short, smelly, have matted beards, are short, smelly... and drink too much. [img]tongue.gif[/img] They live in holes deep underground, and can't appreciate grace or beauty [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe. smelly stunties. did I mention they smell? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Elves on the other hand are graceful and deadly, and are far better then humans, dwarves, in fact any other race save dragons... I could write how great elves are, but'd make all of the humans (me included) on the fourmn jealous [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
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Er, I think you`re going a bit too far. While i also voted for elves(Elves are
cool! Especially Drow!!), Dwarves are cool too.
Where`d you get the idea that Dwarves smell of urine?
They *can* appreciate grace and beauty. They are excellent at making armour and weapons out of iron and they are more 'deadly' than elves in melee combat.
Dwarves drink too much?? No, they drink ALOT but there`s no such thing as 'too' much.
Personally, i like the big Dwarven beards. Have you seen any pics of a Dwarven Berserker? He has such a cool beard!
Plus, Dwarves have a fine voice. Their Scottish accent rules
!
Now, lets talk about the Elves minuses.. well, i sure can`t find much flaws in them, since they`re a near-perfect race.. except..
A) Male elves look so damn feminate sometimes!
B) K, this is something i like but most don`t - They are a very racist race.