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Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-14-2002, 07:33 AM

Elves are better of course! Stupid question that, EVERYONE knows there better, and those who prefer dwarves, probably do because they have paralells with themselves, ie; dwarves drink too much, they smell of ale and urine. They're foul mouthed, ugly, short, smelly, have matted beards, are short, smelly... and drink too much. [img]tongue.gif[/img] They live in holes deep underground, and can't appreciate grace or beauty [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe. smelly stunties. did I mention they smell? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Elves on the other hand are graceful and deadly, and are far better then humans, dwarves, in fact any other race save dragons... I could write how great elves are, but'd make all of the humans (me included) on the fourmn jealous [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

09-14-2002, 07:33 AM	#2
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	Elves are better of course! Stupid question that, EVERYONE knows there better, and those who prefer dwarves, probably do because they have paralells with themselves, ie; dwarves drink too much, they smell of ale and urine. They're foul mouthed, ugly, short, smelly, have matted beards, are short, smelly... and drink too much. [img]tongue.gif[/img] They live in holes deep underground, and can't appreciate grace or beauty [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe. smelly stunties. did I mention they smell? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Elves on the other hand are graceful and deadly, and are far better then humans, dwarves, in fact any other race save dragons... I could write how great elves are, but'd make all of the humans (me included) on the fourmn jealous [img]tongue.gif[/img] . __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.