1. What's your middle name? I don't have one.
2. How old is your soul? Old, but I'm not sure precisely
how old - I've yet to get that estimated.
3. What's the strangest thing you've ever had on your body? (ie, salad dressing, a suit of armor, and so forth) Two loves bites from two girls at the same time - it looked like I had been attacked by two vampires - still, I'm not complaining.
4. If we had a costume (fancy dress for the Brits) party, how would you dress up? (time and money unlimited) As Ali G, I often do him in real life too, and it goes off quite well.
5. What do you like ON your pancakes? Lemon juice, sugar and syrup.
6. Did anyone mention muffins? Not yet, but I am not opposed to a muffin or two
7. What's your favorite dessert (or food, if you aren't a sweets person)? Treacle or anything syruppy/fattening
8. If you had unlimited time, money, and health, what are three things you would like to do someday? Play professional soccer, become a professor of geography/geology and climb Mount Everest. I'm a bizarre old soul, really.
9. What's your favorite dried fruit? (no, grannies don't count, I said "what", not "who"). Apricots.
10. Have any phobias? Do tell! Petty ones; spiders and heights.
11. If you could be any mythical animal, what would you be? A manticore.
12. What is better than chocolate? Soccer, sex and very little else.
13. Are you superstitious? No.
14. Are you political? To an extent, yes, I try to stay on top of the latest developments and I hope to study political science at some point.
15. Do you own a gun? Have you ever been trained in gun use? I've never even seen a real gun.
16. What planet are you from? Earth, though some would probably disagree.
17. What's your sign, baby? (street signs allowed) Zodiac sign? Pisces
18. Can you bite your own toenails? Are you flexible? I can bite my own toenails; I'm reasonably agile.
19. What's one thing you could do as a child that you can't do now? Wet the bed. I miss the convenience.
20. What is your least favorite thing to do? Right now? My driving lessons.
21. What is the best part of your body? My legs.
22. What part of the world would you like to visit? China.
23. What brings you utter joy? Feeling loved.
24. What's your element? Water.
25. What's the most difficult yoga position for you? I've never tried yoga. Which I'm not unhappy about; it looks most uncomfortable.
26. What hobbies do you have that none of us know about? I absolutely love drawing. I just bought new pastels today, in fact.
27. When's your birthday? March 4th, 1984.