1. What's your middle name?
Currie
2. How old is your soul?
Ageless
3. What's the strangest thing you've ever had on your body? (ie, salad dressing, a suit of armor, and so forth)
Slugs
4. If we had a costume (fancy dress for the Brits) party, how would you dress up? (time and money unlimited)
Judge Dredd
5. What do you like ON your pancakes?
Syrup and butter
6. Did anyone mention muffins?
Only the truly blessed
7. What's your favorite dessert (or food, if you aren't a sweets person)?
Lasagne
8. If you had unlimited time, money, and health, what are three things you would like to do someday?
Overindulgex3
9. What's your favorite dried fruit? (no, grannies don't count, I said "what", not "who").
Currants
10. Have any phobias? Do tell!
Claustrophobia
11. If you could be any mythical animal, what would you be?
Dragon
12. What is better than chocolate?
Steak with pepper sauce
13. Are you superstitious?
No (crosses fingers)
14. Are you political?
No
15. Do you own a gun? Have you ever been trained in gun use?
No
16. What planet are you from?
The Earth (or so I have been lead to believe)
17. What's your sign, baby? (street signs allowed)
Abandon hope all ye who enter here
18. Can you bite your own toenails? Are you flexible?
Yep
19. What's one thing you could do as a child that you can't do now?
Be credulous
20. What is your least favorite thing to do?
Being a wage slave
21. What is the best part of your body?
My brain
22. What part of the world would you like to visit?
Australia
23. What brings you utter joy?
No comment 
24. What's your element?
Manganese
25. What's the most difficult yoga position for you?
All of them
26. What hobbies do you have that none of us know about?
I drink alcohol and enjoy myself
27. When's your birthday?
April 8th