[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Originally posted by AliCat: Some of the older polls seemed more fun, when people got creative with the answers. I promise some spam, with occasional smidgens of less-spammy bits here and there. 1. What's your middle name? I have two [img]tongue.gif[/img] James and Philip. 2. How old is your soul? The age of my soul is far beyond your ken mortal. 3. What's the strangest thing you've ever had on your body? (ie, salad dressing, a suit of armor, and so forth) Ummm.... a blood-soaked lab coat?? And other things I can't remember. 4. If we had a costume (fancy dress for the Brits) party, how would you dress up? (time and money unlimited) I would, ummm have a dark lord of darkness costume? Yeah, that sounds good, picture your typical ancient horde-leading warlord. 5. What do you like ON your pancakes? What do you like OFF your pancakes [img]tongue.gif[/img] 6. Did anyone mention muffins? No.. no=one. never, not once, no. 7. What's your favorite dessert (or food, if you aren't a sweets person)? Apple and blackberry pie with custard and ice cream Mmm, proper British food 8. If you had unlimited time, money, and health, what are three things you would like to do someday? Eat breathe and sleep. 9. What's your favorite dried fruit? (no, grannies don't count, I said "what", not "who"). Grannies?? Actually it's raisins. 10. Have any phobias? Do tell! I have a phobia of people who ask me if I have any phobias *runs away screaming* 11. If you could be any mythical animal, what would you be? Either a centaur or maybe a dragon. Heh.. burny! 12. What is better than chocolate? Lot's of things 13. Are you superstitious? *throws slat over shoulder* No.... 14. Are you political? Yup 15. Do you own a gun? Have you ever been trained in gun use? No and sort of. 16. What planet are you from? I was just about to ask you that. 17. What's your sign, baby? (street signs allowed) Stop. 18. Can you bite your own toenails? Are you flexible? I don't want to know, and no. [img]tongue.gif[/img] 19. What's one thing you could do as a child that you can't do now? Well, there's a lot of things, for example, I no longer run around naked. 20. What is your least favorite thing to do? Answering this question [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] 21. What is the best part of your body? I have no body, I am a non-corporeal being. 22. What part of the world would you like to visit? All of it. 23. What brings you utter joy? Joy does. 24. What's your element? Not sure. 25. What's the most difficult yoga position for you? I wouldn't know 26. What hobbies do you have that none of us know about? You mean apart from plotting to take over the universe? 27. When's your birthday? Not yet There, that didn't hurt a bit! Yes it did, I'm really scared now thanks to question 10.