You asked for it!
Tiax quotes:
"Who dares prod Tiax?!"
"The day comes when
TIAX will point and click!"
"Tiax moves, make way!"
"When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!"
"Tiax will smite thee!"
"Tiax will rule all!"
"We get no closer to world domination just standing about!"
"Tiax is destined to lead, though he grows to enjoy your company. Perhaps you shall be spared his wrath, and appointed to more than sewage detail." (You get this when he's charmed.
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