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Oh, gawd... a friend of mine played a load of stuff he found on Napster a while ago, including a gangsta rap about, of all things, Chewbacca of Star Wars fame. Can't remember it all, but the Chorus still sticks in my mind as the most inspiredly absurd piece of music ever...
'I am CHEWBACCA!
I am a WOOKIE!
I fix the ROBOTS!
I fight the EMPIRE!
Don't you ANNOY ME!
I'm EIGHT FEET TALL!
I'll rip your ARMS OFF!
I'll kill your FRIENDS!'
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\"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"
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