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Old 06-03-2003, 04:09 AM   #3
Faceman
Hathor
 

Join Date: February 18, 2002
Location: Vienna
Age: 43
Posts: 2,248
The weakest classes IMHO are the "I am actually a ... but want to be a ..." kits. The

Swashbuckler - "I am a thief but can't backstab. Yeah I'm such a tough fighter-badass but I can't wear more than ;eather armor"

Inquisitor - "Yeah undeads fear me more than any other Paladin kit except I can't turn undead like them. I also can't lay on hands but have an infinite supply of detect evil. Yippie!"

Barbarian - "I'm tough but I can't move. I would be easily surpassed by a fighter but I can rage x times a day. *shudder*"

Shapeshifter - "GRRRRRRR! I'm fearsome as a werewolf ... NOT. Luckily I can't wear ANY armor"

Totemic Druid - *looks to a cleric full of envy* "Why can't he wear mail and plate armor? Why can't he use real shields and specialize in weapons? *sob*
Ah well, I'm going to summon one of my pets. Come here Rover ... good dog."

and finally:

BeastMaster: "Stay away from me with your filthy iron and bronze weapons I use my good old baseball bat. And don't tell me it's no use against a Dragon. I am going to give Firkraag a good whackin'"
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