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i can think of an event that's definitely up there...
i went to this girl's party once, this girl i worked with...turns out a whole lot of people showed up, but i had drank so much goldschlager/wine/beer by then that i was in complete "auto pilot" mode, if you catch my drift. this seems to bring out my very beligerent side, so it turns out (from other people's account) that i maniacally berated almost everyone at the party, all the while 'puffing' on a cigarette that wasn't even lit. they said at a certain point i said "■■■■ you all!" and stormed out of her house.
as far as i remember, the next thing that happened was that i woke up in the back seat of my car by her house at about 6 in the morning...i felt like absolute hell, unsurprisingly, and i had peed my shorts. i drove home, took a shower, and filed that little event away in the "please do not repeat again" sector of my psyche.
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