I think my fingers would have fallen off by now if I typed all that at one stretch! (And I type all day in my job.) GOOD GRIEF!
I haven't read it all, yet, but what I have is funny!
Good job with this one cffl! I especially like the redneck dictionary (I'm from jawjuh

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)
Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy
Hopeless Romantic *sigh*