Well if were talking medeival, I'd have to be a Gargoyle, everybody must have seen the animated show, set in Scotland, turn to stone and what'not. Sticking to reality however I'd probably be the King, if the position wasn't already filled, and if it was I'd be an assasin or a rutheless tyrant, in charge of a group of brigands and take the position by force>>
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Time is only relevant if you have none !