Hmmm... I think I would like the Bag of Holding, that would be very classy, though I think I would like something like a search engine to find the stuff that is hidden in its murky depths.
But my personal choice, just to be good and unique, would be the girdle of Femininity... Nah, not really...
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Sylent
Master Theif of the OHF