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it is just something I wrote in my spare time...
we of the future now know that over 90% of homepages made had no point, and rarely lasted more than 6 months...
The old "Information Super highway" was replaced (superceded) by a more revoltionary Internet (Softnet), which offered users a much more educational environment... Domain name applicants had to send in an application form, detailing the contents of their site. An Internet inspection agency (IIA) was created by a world allied network (known as Clean-Net United), the soul purpose of which was to moniter web pages, and ensure that the environment remained free of potentionally damaging, or mind numbing material.
Of Course there was no way of ensuring that the old Internet did not remain - and it still does - but it is now dominated by stingey Porn sites, who make their money from twisted old men with credit cards. A seperate web was also created purely for business...
Both of these web's are incredibly unstable, and have not survived very well, in the revolutionary "Hackers revolt", which has dominated most domains since then, and makes online shopping an extremely risky, and unstable excersise.
Softweb survived this revolution, because it was designed by hackerz, and was what they wanted... They needed a valuable resource, they owned the "Old Net", and wanted a more stable web, with everything they wanted, and everything everyone else wanted.
So in co-operation with each other, they were paid to create softweb. Everyone won, unlike so many things in life... *Tears* *Sniffs*...
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"Watch your back" -
Sylent
Master Theif of the OHF