Hey! I love my sons! I have yet to see them produce any slugs or snails or puppydog tails.
However, they do produce dirty socks in abundance (often hidden under the sofa cushions
), yellow stains on & around toilets
, empty soda cans, DUST, dirty dishes, smart-aleck remarks... come to think of it, I want a DAUGHTER!!
By the way, their names are Wyatt, Cedric, Owen & Duncan.
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Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good Fantasy.