Suffixiate (in memory of my great-uncle, may he turn in angst)
Procrastinate (in honour of my time-bound friend Tipsy the thief)
Airate if the squidling turns out to be a girl.
Based upon my track record with tavern wenches though (who seem to prefer the muscle-bound oafs that are wont to inhabit such places) the ancestry might well terminate with me..
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