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ZFR · 02-23-2006, 02:34 PM

Post your little johnnie jokes here. *ONLY* little johnnie please.

WARNING: some might be PG13.

Here's one of mine:

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The teacher was telling her class words and asking them to make sentences which would include those words. Little johnnie was very eager to answer but knowing him, the teacher was reluctant to ask him one. Finnaly when she could no longer ignore him, she asked him to make a sentence with the word "beautiful" thinking that no way can he come up with anything dirty with this word. To be on a more safe side she asked him to make a sentence containing the word "beautiful" twice. Little johnnie answered "Yesterday my sister told my parents she was pregnant, and my father said: beautiful, that's ****ing beautiful!"
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02-23-2006, 02:34 PM	#1
ZFR Legion Symbol Join Date: February 14, 2002 Location: Ireland Age: 41 Posts: 7,370	Post your little johnnie jokes here. ONLY little johnnie please. WARNING: some might be PG13. Here's one of mine: _____ The teacher was telling her class words and asking them to make sentences which would include those words. Little johnnie was very eager to answer but knowing him, the teacher was reluctant to ask him one. Finnaly when she could no longer ignore him, she asked him to make a sentence with the word "beautiful" thinking that no way can he come up with anything dirty with this word. To be on a more safe side she asked him to make a sentence containing the word "beautiful" twice. Little johnnie answered "Yesterday my sister told my parents she was pregnant, and my father said: beautiful, that's ****ing beautiful!" _____ __________________ ZFR