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Ten
At my work, when rugs are shipped in, we have to unwrap them and put them out on the main floor. One of my coworkers asked me to do this for her in her place, and I asked, "Why, allergies?"
She shook her head and said, "No, I'm allergic."
Eleven
Had a woman come up to me, again, at work and said "Sir, I cut myself on a piece of your merchandise." Telling her to show me, she walked me over to a fire place stain glass gate. She pointed out where she'd cut herself. It looked legit enough, but if you looked at the broken piece from the side, it looked like someone had slammed something into it.
"Ma'am, did you know it was broken before you touched it?"
"Well, yes."
"Then why did you?"
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