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...so I have not checked my email in a month. A solid month. This is my school email, by the way. I got tired of checking it, or even being on the internet at all back in December, so I'm sure it's filled with all sorts of nasty things, like spam and job offers, and meetings I was/am supposed to go to.
And monsters.
Lots of 'em.
And they're all ready to kill me.
Anybody have a shield +2/+5 vs. email that I could borrow? This could get pretty messy. Better yet, anyone have any healing spells? I could REALLY use a cleric, who knows how to bandage bludgeoning damage.
...or anyone also have demon emails? I think that this is prime rant-territory, myself!
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