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Bozos of Bones · 01-14-2006, 07:14 AM

Defensive prank
Lately, my dad has been going at me for my sleep times. I go to sleep at around 4-5 whenever I can, and then I wake up somewhere around noon. So one morning, he takes a cooking timer and places it near my bed, and then goes out shopping. The ringing woke me up, I noticed it was only 8 in the morning, so I wanted to sleep some more. But I also couldn't let this go unpunished. I took my tool set, disassembled the timer, left the pieces neatly assorted over the kitchen table with a message "Do not try this again". After I woke up, just after 13, he was back home, so I was free to reassemble the timer.

Failed prank(not for the young ones!)
I had a friend in high school who we used to joke and kid about being homosexual. Now, he's not really homosexual, and we don't have anything against people of that persuasion, it's just that he gets off the worst sentences imaginable. Stuff like "I got my ass inside the car, and then he squeezed inside" and the like. Another friend and I decided to give him a special gift for his birthday. We went out to buy a large wall-mounted clock, with the loudness and clarity of the "tick-tock" sound being the most important thing. We actually found one clock that made the "tick-tock" sound exactly how it's spelled. We took it home, opened it up, and started adding a few pieces of tin sheet and soft wood on a few places. The result was spectacular. We actually replaced the "tick-tock" sound with "lick-cock". But, alas, the clock died 3 days later, 2 days before we gave it to him, because we failed to take into account the added weight to the mechanism. But it was fun while it lasted.

Revenge prank
After completeing my assignment in the Cisco class for the day, I took to playing Unreal Tournament or two over the school LAN with a few friends of mine. There was this guy who didn't like that, because he wasn't finished with his project, so he started sending me messages that kept minimizing my game, which, in turn, got me killed every time. I went out so the guy stops doing it and continues to work on his assignment. I got back, got inside the router he was configuring with hyper terminal, and started changing IPs, protocols, settings, randomly reseting the router and even deleteing the start-up once or twice. It got him pretty furious, swearing and muttering about as he kicked the table or the keyboard every time his router changed sub-net settings. With the ferocity he was typing with, I'm surprised the keyboard survived. As the class was nearing the end, I loaded up my configuration and reset the router. He called the professor, complaining the machine restarted itself on random, and when he showed the configuration to him, it revealed a perfectly configured, sub-net capable, trunk supported router with internet connection. The looks on both the idiot's and the professor's faces were priceless.

01-14-2006, 07:14 AM	#8
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 38 Posts: 4,679	Defensive prank Lately, my dad has been going at me for my sleep times. I go to sleep at around 4-5 whenever I can, and then I wake up somewhere around noon. So one morning, he takes a cooking timer and places it near my bed, and then goes out shopping. The ringing woke me up, I noticed it was only 8 in the morning, so I wanted to sleep some more. But I also couldn't let this go unpunished. I took my tool set, disassembled the timer, left the pieces neatly assorted over the kitchen table with a message "Do not try this again". After I woke up, just after 13, he was back home, so I was free to reassemble the timer. Failed prank(not for the young ones!) I had a friend in high school who we used to joke and kid about being homosexual. Now, he's not really homosexual, and we don't have anything against people of that persuasion, it's just that he gets off the worst sentences imaginable. Stuff like "I got my ass inside the car, and then he squeezed inside" and the like. Another friend and I decided to give him a special gift for his birthday. We went out to buy a large wall-mounted clock, with the loudness and clarity of the "tick-tock" sound being the most important thing. We actually found one clock that made the "tick-tock" sound exactly how it's spelled. We took it home, opened it up, and started adding a few pieces of tin sheet and soft wood on a few places. The result was spectacular. We actually replaced the "tick-tock" sound with "lick-cock". But, alas, the clock died 3 days later, 2 days before we gave it to him, because we failed to take into account the added weight to the mechanism. But it was fun while it lasted. Revenge prank After completeing my assignment in the Cisco class for the day, I took to playing Unreal Tournament or two over the school LAN with a few friends of mine. There was this guy who didn't like that, because he wasn't finished with his project, so he started sending me messages that kept minimizing my game, which, in turn, got me killed every time. I went out so the guy stops doing it and continues to work on his assignment. I got back, got inside the router he was configuring with hyper terminal, and started changing IPs, protocols, settings, randomly reseting the router and even deleteing the start-up once or twice. It got him pretty furious, swearing and muttering about as he kicked the table or the keyboard every time his router changed sub-net settings. With the ferocity he was typing with, I'm surprised the keyboard survived. As the class was nearing the end, I loaded up my configuration and reset the router. He called the professor, complaining the machine restarted itself on random, and when he showed the configuration to him, it revealed a perfectly configured, sub-net capable, trunk supported router with internet connection. The looks on both the idiot's and the professor's faces were priceless. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!