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1. Seven things you can do
-Cook to my own satisfaction.
-Shoot pool/snooker with both hands.
-Drive.
-Confuse people with my philosophy.
-Weld.
-Accidentally offend someone whilst trying to be friendly.
-Dance like a dropkick.

2. Seven things you can't do
-Find the right words when i need them the most.
-Shuffle a deck of cards without dropping at least one.
-Take a shower shorter than 15 minutes.
-Read a book in a noisy place.
-Kill an animal without overwhelming remorse.
-Eat rare steak.
-Stop dancing like a dropkick once i've started.

3. Seven flaws or bad habits you can't avoid
-Burping.
-Swearing.
-Caving in to guilt-trips (both soft and stand-overish).
-Sarcasm.
-Nonsense random comments.
-Tapping my heals to the beats.
-Sleeping in.

4. Seven people you admire and have inspired your life
-Rocco Sifredi (well, admire anyway).
-Natasha (my ex-friend. For the lessons hardest learned).
-Mr Bell (11th and 12th year History teacher).
-Trent Reznor. (though not any more)
-My old boss.
-My friends.

5. Seven things you want to do before you die
-Learn a different language.
-Write a song.
-Skydive.
-A Dutch girl.
-Absynthe.
-Play in the snow!
-Fly a plane.

6. Seven things you say a lot
-Jesus F*** M* Christ!
-Fries with that?
-And then?
-Allo.
-Nice bum.
-Shake that thing!
-Fully sick, wicked, killa etc.

7. Seven famous people you have had a crush on
-Catriona Rowntree (Aussie TV host)
-Jessica Alba
-Brittany Murphey
-Drew Barrymore
-Katie Holmes
-Brittany Spears