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1. Seven things you can do
Charm my way into and out of almost any situation (Examples include exceptions to college policies, talking a professor out of a final, and brushes with the police and security guards)
Identify fabrics and detect fabric composition by touch
Expertly mix drinks despite that piddling little being underage thing
Sing on perfect pitch by memory
Recite Clue from memory, complete with pauses, blocking, scene changes, mime, and sound effects
Befriend any cat, dog, or domestic bird
Contort like nobody's business (I can scratch my nose with my toes from behind my back)
2. Seven things you can't do
Drink an entire can of beer
Sit idly by while people make ignorant/racist/sexist/homophobic remarks
Roll my R's
Delete people from my Buddy List
Write a formal paper over three pages long (At that point I get creative and talk to the professor [My last paper began with "Hello, reader."])
Neglect spelling, capitalization, or punctuation. Half of my text messages contain semicolons.
Litter
3. Seven flaws or bad habits you can't avoid
I tend to be, well, overly critical of the total flippin' stupidity of others
I procrastinate and ignore deadlines
I ignore signs that say "No trespassing"
I mock the stupidity of others
I put the well-being of others above my own
I consistently spread myself too thin
I cannot wake up earlier than 11 and function properly. I cannot fall asleep before 3:30 in the morning.
4. Seven people you admire and have inspired your life
1-3 are college professors of mine
My boss, Mandy
The head of Judicial Affairs at my college
Kate Bornstein
Lynne Truss
5. Seven things you want to do before you die
Skydive
Own a fabulous condo
Run the NY City Marathon
Win an obscene amount of money
Use some of it to buy a college and run it my way
Win a Tony Award
Win an Academy Award
6. Seven things you say a lot
"Fabulous"
"Egregious"
"Question:"
"Clearly."
"Gender binary"
"Shall we?"
"And, scene."
7. Seven famous people you have had a crush on [/QB][/QUOTE]
Elijah Wood
Hayden Christensen
Rider Strong
Michael Vartan
Matthew Broderick
Richard Gere (Has anyone noticed this man NEVER AGES? He's like Dick Clark! Watch Pretty Woman, then watch Chicago/ They're the SAME PERSON!)
Orlando Bloom
(I tend to have crushes on people I know... It's a shoddy list, I realize that.)
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